accurate portrayal of how i try to show my affection
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dlgr:
I just got slapped in the face by 1999.
Hundreds of grade school girls sticking these in the corners of their eyes
THEY WERE MEANT FOR THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYSES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS I ALWAYS STUCK THESE ON MY EARSA ND THEY ALWAYS FELL OFF AND I WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD
I always stuck the purple star under my eye like Rainbow Brite :B
If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
(Source: mynameiscomedy)
I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet them. You don’t necessarily know if they are enjoying. But they love you enough to just sit there with you for a bit.
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